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Albino Penis Envy mushrooms, APE for short, are a pale form of Penis Envy with thick stems and small round caps. They are among the strongest strains we sell, with intense visuals and big shifts in perception. Save them for when you know your dose well.
Adults 19+ in Canada
9/10
Experience levelExperienced
Albino Penis Envy
Albino Penis Envy is a Psilocybe cubensis bred from Penis Envy and PF Albino, which gives it the Penis Envy shape and its pale colour.
About
21.1 mg
Based on published lab tests of this strain. Source: Tryptomics, Colorado Psychedelic Cup 2024 results, sample TRP-241004-003.
35 mg to 5 g
From microdose to high psychedelic/therapeutic dose.
Perception shifts: Albino Penis Envy brings vivid colour and shape to everything you look at, and time can stretch. Visuals and sound: Sounds seem to play along with what you see.
Weighed in grams of dried mushroom.
Albino Penis Envy mushrooms carry the potency of the Penis Envy line into a pale albino form. Of the dried strains we sell with a published potency figure, APE mushrooms have the highest, which is why we keep them for people who already have their dose worked out.
Intense senses: Vivid colour and shape in everything you look at. Sound: Sounds that seem to play along with what you see. Time: Time can stretch. Emotional depth and empathy: A stronger sense of empathy and emotional depth is common. Strength: The highest published potency figure of the dried strains we sell.
Albino Penis Envy mushrooms are easy to underestimate. Their strength catches people out, so start lower than you would with a gentler strain. Learn what you can before you take it, and set up a comfortable, supportive place to be.
We sell Albino Penis Envy dried, in 7, 14 and 28 g packs. If you buy Albino Penis Envy for the first time, the smallest pack goes a long way at this strength.
Side effects can include nausea, vomiting, a faster pulse, anxiety, confusion and paranoia. Dose and individual differences decide how likely they are and how strong, so read up and prepare before you start.
A bad trip, with fear, anxiety and sometimes nausea, is more likely when your mindset, your surroundings or your dose is wrong. Take APE in a safe, controlled place.
Each finding below comes from a clinical study of psilocybin given with professional support. None of them tested this product.
54%
met the remission cutoff at four weeks
In a small randomized trial of 24 adults with major depression, two psilocybin sessions with psychotherapy lowered depression scores more than in a waiting list group at four weeks, and 54% met the remission cutoff.
Davis et al. 2021, JAMA Psychiatry
233
adults, one dose each, 25Â mg against 1Â mg
In a double blind trial of 233 adults with treatment resistant depression, one 25 mg dose lowered depression scores more than a 1 mg dose at three weeks; the difference had faded by twelve weeks.
Goodwin et al. 2022, New England Journal of Medicine
About 80%
still showed a clear drop six months later
In a double blind trial of 51 people with life threatening cancer, a high dose lowered anxiety and low mood more than a very low dose, and about 80% still showed a clear drop six months later.
Griffiths et al. 2016, Journal of Psychopharmacology
9.7%
heavy drinking days, against 23.6% with an active placebo
In a double blind trial of 95 adults with alcohol use disorder, psilocybin with psychotherapy brought heavy drinking days down to 9.7% over 32 weeks, against 23.6% with an active placebo.
Bogenschutz et al. 2022, JAMA Psychiatry
12 of 15
smokers were not smoking six months later
In an open pilot of 15 smokers in a quit program, 12 were not smoking six months after their psilocybin sessions. There was no comparison group.
Johnson et al. 2014, Journal of Psychopharmacology
About 30
points off clinician rated symptoms after one dose
In an open label trial of 22 adults with PTSD, one 25 mg dose with support caused no serious side effects and clinician rated symptoms fell by about 30 points. There was no comparison group, so this is an early signal only.
McGowan et al. 2026, Journal of Psychopharmacology
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Regular shipping is free over $200 and $17.95 under it. Faster options: Priority Service $24.95, Express Shipping $49.95.
4.5
Out of 5, from 4 ratings in 6 reviews
I recently purchased the Albino Penis Envy mushrooms and I must say, the delivery was prompt and efficient. The package arrived in perfect condition and the product itself exceeded my expectations.
Lucas Anderson TDecember 2023
mushrooms were truly enchanting! Intense visuals, profound insights, and top-notch quality. Highly recommended!
Liam CNovember 2023
exceeded my expectations! The delivery to Toronto was prompt and discreet. The intense effects and profound insights made it a mind-blowing experience.
Owen ENovember 2023
I introduced my friend to Albino Penis Envy mushrooms and they were blown away! The potent effects and unique appearance convinced them to give it a try.
Cameron GNovember 2023
As an artist, I've always been open to exploring different states of consciousness to fuel my creativity. When I first tried Penis Envy dried magic shrooms, I was both excited and a bit apprehensive due to their reputation for potency. I started with a very small dose, mindful of their strength. The experience was nothing short of transformative.
Daniel, Visual Artist from Hillhurst, Calgary
My exploration into the world of psychedelics was primarily driven by a desire to gain deeper insights into my own psyche and to enhance my therapeutic skills. When I first came across Penis Envy dried magic mushrooms, I was intrigued by their reputed intensity and depth of experience. Approaching them with respect and caution, I started with a small dose in a controlled, safe environment.
Lily, Professional Therapist from Downtown, Montreal
Bundles with Albino Penis Envy inside, cheaper than buying the items apart.
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Bought apart:$195 bought apart
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Adults 19 or older who live in Canada. We do not sell to minors, with no exceptions.
In a cool, dry place at room temperature, away from direct sunlight, and away from big swings in temperature.
No. Never mix magic mushrooms with other drugs, alcohol and cannabis included. Some medicines, such as lithium, antidepressants and tramadol, can interact badly. The dosing guide has the details and the sources.
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