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Potency 8/10 Experience level: Experienced
Our APE cookies and cream chocolate blends Albino Penis Envy mushrooms into Belgian white chocolate: 4 g of mushroom, divided evenly across 16 squares. The flavour is familiar, while the strain is known for its intensity, so this bar is made for experienced users.
Adults 19+ in Canada
8/10
Experience levelExperienced
Albino Penis Envy
Albino Penis Envy (APE) is a rare offshoot of the Penis Envy line of Psilocybe cubensis, developed through a selective cross with albino genetics.
250 mg
About
5.3 mg
Based on published lab tests of Albino Penis Envy (21.1 mg per gram) and 250 mg of mushroom per square. Source: Tryptomics, Colorado Psychedelic Cup 2024 results, sample TRP-241004-003.
16
Half a square to 14 squares
From microdose to classic psychedelic experience.
For some people Albino Penis Envy brings expanded visuals and emotional release, while for others it can mean disorientation, physical discomfort or a sense of being overwhelmed, especially in an unfamiliar or busy setting.
Counted in squares: one square is 250 mg of Albino Penis Envy mushroom.
For full details on dosing and effects, be sure to check out our comprehensive guide to psilocybin dosing.
Albino Penis Envy is known for its intensity: next to Golden Teacher, its effects tend to come on faster, go deeper and last longer. Our APE cookies and cream bar wraps that strength in Belgian white chocolate with a cookies and cream flavour that is easy to like.
Its 4 g of Albino Penis Envy are spread over 16 squares at 250 mg apiece, so the dose stays precise. Even in edible form, start small and give it time before you add more.
This Albino Penis Envy cookies and cream bar is made for experienced users. Where you are and who you are with matter as much as the dose, so choose somewhere quiet and familiar.
A sweet bar does not soften this strain. Physical effects can include nausea, a quicker pulse or changes in body temperature. Emotionally, some people meet disorientation, anxiety or stretches of deep intensity, especially without preparation, and in the wrong setting that can feel destabilizing.
Set and setting are part of the experience. Choose somewhere quiet and familiar, start with less than you think you need and give the process room to move.
Each finding below comes from a clinical study of psilocybin given with professional support. None of them tested this product.
54%
met the remission cutoff at four weeks
In a small randomized trial of 24 adults with major depression, two psilocybin sessions with psychotherapy lowered depression scores more than in a waiting list group at four weeks, and 54% met the remission cutoff.
Davis et al. 2021, JAMA Psychiatry
233
adults, one dose each, 25 mg against 1 mg
In a double blind trial of 233 adults with treatment resistant depression, one 25 mg dose lowered depression scores more than a 1 mg dose at three weeks; the difference had faded by twelve weeks.
Goodwin et al. 2022, New England Journal of Medicine
About 80%
still showed a clear drop six months later
In a double blind trial of 51 people with life threatening cancer, a high dose lowered anxiety and low mood more than a very low dose, and about 80% still showed a clear drop six months later.
Griffiths et al. 2016, Journal of Psychopharmacology
9.7%
heavy drinking days, against 23.6% with an active placebo
In a double blind trial of 95 adults with alcohol use disorder, psilocybin with psychotherapy brought heavy drinking days down to 9.7% over 32 weeks, against 23.6% with an active placebo.
Bogenschutz et al. 2022, JAMA Psychiatry
12 of 15
smokers were not smoking six months later
In an open pilot of 15 smokers in a quit program, 12 were not smoking six months after their psilocybin sessions. There was no comparison group.
Johnson et al. 2014, Journal of Psychopharmacology
About 30
points off clinician rated symptoms after one dose
In an open label trial of 22 adults with PTSD, one 25 mg dose with support caused no serious side effects and clinician rated symptoms fell by about 30 points. There was no comparison group, so this is an early signal only.
McGowan et al. 2026, Journal of Psychopharmacology
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In a cool, dry place at room temperature, away from direct sunlight, and away from big swings in temperature.
No. Never mix magic mushrooms with other drugs, alcohol and cannabis included. Some medicines, such as lithium, antidepressants and tramadol, can interact badly. The dosing guide has the details and the sources.
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